Dear Mr Monaghan,

Recent reports of your ComiCon activities suggest that you enjoy kissing women. Many of us among your fans consider this to be an amazing coincidence, as we enjoy being kissed!

Please find below a list of volunteers who would be happy to engage in this pleasant passtime with you. Of course we are aware that too much kissing can lead to chapped, swollen lips and other health problems such as TMJ. Since it is important for actors to not overindulge in activities that will harm their health and appearance, we realize that you may have to limit your kissing to a few dozen volunteers. To make your selection easier, each volunteer has listed their main reason for wanting a kiss, the main reason they feel that they should be kissed, or both.

Sincerely,
Sagralisse and friends



Volunteer List

  1. I would like to kiss Dom because OMGDOM!
    Dom should kiss me because OMGHNK! -- o0hugsnkisses0o (aka HnK)

  2. I would like to kiss Dom because I want a DNA sample so I can clone him for my own use.
    Dom should kiss me because... see above. -- auralonde

  3. I would like to kiss Dom because he's so dweamy!!1! -- chash

  4. I would like to kiss Dom because he's so scruffsome and monkeyish and bizarre that it's charming.
    Dom should kiss me because once, I wrote TREES on my hands too. -- cimorene111

  5. I would like to kiss Dom because I'm intrigued by his apparent oral fixation, and would like to see if it translates to mad tongue skills. I suspect it does.
    Dom should kiss me because homely girls deserve charity, too, damn it! -- mamahooch

  6. I would like to kiss Dom because I'm so astoundingly beautiful and vivacious that he'd fall in love with me instantly and whisk me away to NZ to a life of endless sexual pleasures.
    Dom should kiss me because I kiss better than I lie. -- sagralisse

  7. I would like to kiss Dom because... Well, why on Earth not?
    Dom should kiss me because I deserve a whole lot of kissing. -- annlarimer

  8. I would like to kiss Dom because he brings the sexeh, oh yes he does.
    Dom should kiss me because I am HOT SHIT, and would look great in a Hobbit costume. -- _iscariot

  9. I would like to kiss Dom because He's so damn *squeeee*...able.
    Dom should kiss me because my name is coconuts and who doesn't like saying coconuts. Especially Dom saying coconuts...hehehe. -- ooodickyooo

  10. I would like to kiss Dom because He's aDORable, I love his acting, and he's just too cuddly and wonderful and seems terribly nice and funny in his interviews.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm a redhead, I have great breasts, and I'm a fabulous kisser. -- resmiranda

  11. I would like to kiss Dom because teh hot, scrumptious domness, of course. And apparently he's a good kisser.
    Dom should kiss me because I am a very good kisser (so I'm told) and I am willing to practice until I get it perfect. -- soleta

  12. I would like to kiss Dom because Monkey!boys intrigue me.
    Dom should kiss me because my birthday's coming up soon. -- delore

  13. I would like to kiss Dom because I need a kiss.
    Dom should kiss me because I SAID, I needed one! -- singeaddams

  14. I would like to kiss Dom because he makes me laugh, and I find men who can make me laugh incredibly sexy.
    Dom should kiss me because I have never been kissed (no, really, I haven't -- just waiting for the right guy, I guess) and I am certain he would insure my first time would be fantastic. -- arien

  15. I would like to kiss Dom because OMGDOM. Well, because he's hoTT. Yessir.
    Dom should kiss me because I have soft lips that won't chap. And I'm a hot young sorority girl. Guys like that, right? ;) -- girlxfriday

  16. I would like to kiss Dom because Well, 'cause, OMGDOM! Funny, clever and cute, all wrapped up in one!
    Dom should kiss me because my kiss will blow him away and he'll never want to kiss another. -- snacky

  17. I would like to kiss Dom because his wit proves that he has a sharp tongue...and i really wanna bite it (...i bet it tastes good too)
    Dom should kiss me because it would save me money (and he seems like a charitable bloke). The memory of that mouth would be enough fantasy for all future wanking, that'd I'd never need buy porn again! -- jadelynne

  18. I would like to kiss Dom because... Oh come on. The man's an absolute hotass. Honestly, why would I not?
    Dom should kiss me because... he probably shouldn't as I rather enjoy being conscious. On second thought, I could use a... rest. -- loose_your_dogs

  19. I would like to kiss Dom because... I need a reason beyond OMGDOM?
    Dom should kiss me because I'm an easy lay. Well, where he's concerned. -- kitsune13

  20. I would like to kiss Dom because sometimes you just really need stubble rash.
    Dom should kiss me because... I need a reason? -- brassyn

  21. I would like to kiss Dom because who the fuck wouldn't?
    Dom should kiss me because I'm cute. And no, I did not just channel Dot from Animaniacs. -- alligatorsoup

  22. I would like to kiss Dom because He's not *just* hot-- he's so far past hot that the light from hot takes ten thousand years to reach him.
    Dom should kiss me because then he would officially be able to say that he's hot enough to convert lesbians. -- amandatwop

  23. I would like to kiss Dom because The hypothesis that he's a good kisser has been presented. In order to turn that into a theory, it has to be tested. A lot. I volunteer to help test it. Science must be served!
    Dom should kiss me because not only to contribute to science, but also I think it'd be a damn good time! -- whiski_sour

  24. I would like to kiss Dom because Because his lips are cute and his tongue is long.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm a great kisser. Plus I give great head. -- crimsontide

  25. I would like to kiss Dom because Beard burn is fun! Wait, no, what crack am I on? Uh... I gotta kill time somehow and it couldn't be much worse than watching paint dry, right? I know! All my friends would be terribly envious and I could lord it over them. I'd be amused!
    Dom should kiss me because when I am disappointed, I get mad. When I'm mad, I start kicking shins. And he'd look really silly hopping around and holding onto his shin, right? Oh, and I have a tongue ring. It's useful. -- renjenri

  26. I would like to kiss Dom because... I'd come up with something witty, but the thought of kissing Dom has caused me to go temporarily braindead.
    Dom should kiss me because it's for a good cause! He'd be contributing to the "Make Janet's Day (more like her life, actually) Fund." We're working on coming up with a catchier title. -- smapdi_j

  27. I would like to kiss Dom because I'm an excellent kisser, and I'm sure after kissing me he'd immediately want to throw me down and shag me rotten. Because kissing Dom wouldn't really be enough for me, to be quite frank.
    Dom should kiss me because I'd be quite happy to have sex with another cute girl in front of him, if he so desired. Am a lesbian (except where Dom's concerned), so I'm good at things like that. *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* -- anna_maria

  28. Dom should kiss me because girls with glasses are sexy. -- oneangrykate

  29. I would like to kiss Dom because he is hot beyond the telling of it and because his tongue is long and needs somewhere to go.
    Dom should kiss me because I too am hot, although not as hot as he is, but so few are, and I would be more than happy to provide a place for his tongue to go. *cough* -- kamilaa

  30. I would like to kiss Dom for many reasons, "Mmmmbosom" foremost among them.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm a really tall girl who likes shorter guys - who could pass that up? -- darthtall

  31. I would like to kiss Dom because I imagine it would be good exercise for my tongue
    Dom should kiss me because once licked, never beaten. -- blythely

  32. I would like to kiss Dom because I am a sad and lonely person in need of love and comfort and saliva that is not mine.
    Dom should kiss me because I have a tongue almost as long as his. -- marysiak

  33. I would like to kiss Dom because experience is a good thing. Especially in the name of science.
    Dom should kiss me because I will be a chemistry major. Chemistry is a good thing when shared between people. -- sylk

  34. I would like to kiss Dom because he's a hunk and his lips were made for kissing.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm Norwegian and everyone should kiss a Norwegian at least once in a lifetime. -- misscam

  35. I would like to kiss Dom because he is the living embodiment of the Puck/Peter Pan archetype, which I find extremely attractive. He's also, like, a total babe.
    Dom should kiss me because it would further my plan for world domination. -- roz_mcclure

  36. I would like to kiss Dom because he's darling and amusing. And I don't get to use my amazing skills much anymore.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm awesome and flexible, I'm a good kisser, and dammit, I'm warm and female. -- addedforflavor

  37. I would like to kiss Dom because he's a beautiful, intelligent, witty sort of man, and I appreciate people like that.
    Dom should kiss me because I wouldn't squeal "Merry!" when I saw him. -- leiascully

  38. I would like to kiss Dom because he's very, very pretty.
    Dom should kiss me because he'd have the bragging rights of kissing a girl with purple hair. -- wonderlander

  39. I would like to kiss Dom because I am a whore, a whore I tell you! Kidding...I want to snog him because he's funny and hyper and hot. Mmmm...
    Dom should kiss me because I am cute with a bodacious bosom and a staggering intellect. I am also modest and sweet. NOT! ^_^ -- joseishijin

  40. I would like to kiss Dom because due to a tragic birth defect, the muscles in my tongue are in constant atrophy. Scientific studies have shown that beard burn, a tongue involved in creating a British accent, and rigorous tongue exercise are capable of curing this disease.
    Dom should kiss me because he should be charitable to poor, debilitated, young women in need. It shows good moral fiber. -- psychicsaphie

  41. I would like to kiss Dom because it's vital to his spiritual growth as a person. Also, it's well known that the only way to keep stubble looking healthy is to frequently rub it against women's faces. Like mine.
    Dom should kiss me because it's necessary so I can continue to grow and change as a healthy spiritual person. Also, I have a very soft face, ideal for stubble rubbing. -- tinuviel8994

  42. I would like to kiss Dom because... well, duh!
    Dom should kiss me because everyone knows women reach their sexual peak at 40. I'm sooo peaking right now! -- sandy80461

  43. I would like to kiss Dom because he's a lovely, lovely thing and witty too. And anybody that plays tig must be good.
    Dom should kiss me because... I want him to? ^^; I can't think of anything that'd be in it for him. -- chaya

  44. I would like to kiss Dom because he's DOM! Oh, a real reason? He seems an eminently kissable man. Those lips! The lollies! Eeep!
    Dom should kiss me because I'd let him kiss Billy too! :) -- starfishchick

  45. I want to kiss Dom because... have you seen the man? Really, do you need to ask?
    Dom should kiss me because... I don't really have a good answer for this. Because it would make me happy? I got nothin'. -- eibhinn

  46. I want to kiss Dom because I want my first kiss to be something worth remembering! (No, I've never been kissed before ... lame, aren't I? *heh* Yes, I am old enough to be kissed by sexy men!)
    Dom should kiss me because who could resist giving a pretty young thing her first kiss? *winks* Besides, I love Dom *this* much! [stretches out arms as far as they can go] -- mirorelle

  47. I want to kiss Dom because... Kiss? What, is this poll rated PG-13?
    Dom should kiss me because... I'm really too busy thinking about tying him to my bed to come up with a witty response, sorry. -- sunlion

  48. I want to kiss Dom because I want to eat up his little hobbit head whole.
    Dom should kiss me else I will DIE of CANCER!! Also, every time he fails to kiss me, a tree dies. -- eyebrowofdoom

  49. I want to kiss Dom because Dom is a good substitute for chocolate...or could I have both?
    Dom should kiss me because smart girls know how to have fun too. -- wildestarduster

  50. I want to kiss Dom because eee!! because he's DOM! I saw him dance at ComicCon and try to look down HobbitLass (Leah's)' shirt.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm a girl! cute, bi, 21, currently single, it'd be fun to party... and if i weren't a girl, i'd be boy, so speculation says that'd be alright as well! -- oneko_briar

  51. I want to kiss Dom because I fully intend to beguile him with my kiss and shamelessly use him to get to the Bean. Never let it be said I'm not focussed. Also, It'd be fun.
    Dom should kiss me because of the breasts, baby! I have talent. Lots of talent. And he can get a damn fine look while kissing me. -- caras_galadhon

  52. I want to kiss Dom because there's isn't enough kissing in the world. And I like his laugh.
    Dom should kiss me because I won't slap him if he tries to cop a feel. :) -- serai1

  53. I want to kiss Dom because He's a very funny guy, and I think funny guys kiss best.
    Dom should kiss me because kissing older women makes you wise -- rakshi

  54. I want to kiss Dom because I suffer from a potentially detrimental case of Hot Stubbly English Man-spit deficiency syndrome. Unless I receive an orally delivered saliva transfusion from a very attractive man with stubble and an English accent poste haste, I may very well end up leading a long, lonely, tragically Domless life.
    Dom should kiss me because I am a Nice Girl, and they're the ones who can surprise you. And I poke badgers with spoons.-- Andy Longwood

  55. I want to kiss Dom because ... I need a reason?
    Dom should kiss me because I'm Canadian, and we all know that Canadians lock themselves indoors for eight months of the year. What do you think we're doing inside? Drinking beer and watching hockey?... Well, yeah, that too. -- Drew Marigold

  56. I want to kiss Dom because you can tell alot about a man from his kisses. Such as "Does he like too much garlic?"
    Dom should kiss me because I am a true-blue, born-and-bred Rhode Islander (yes, dammit, it IS a real state!) and I am willing to be money that he's never even met, let alone kissed, a real Rhode Islander. We are a rare breed indeed. -- greyladybast

  57. I want to kiss Dom because he's funny and fun and quite cute. But it's the sense of humor that really gets me.
    Dom should kiss me because I'm just under his height, pretty and a good kisser. And I'm sarcastic. We'd never be bored... -- penmage